Wednesday, August 26, 2009

TEXTcapades

Text from Leo at 2:10pm this afternoon:
"Heather. What is going on? Beau just called me and he is sending me blank text messages. Answer the phone."

I was over at my mom's house and had put Beau down for his nap in the middle of her king size bed. He was out cold and I barricaded him with pillows so he wouldn't roll off. Thus is our routine when we are over there for nap time.

Anyway, all is well for about an hour when I hear him call out. I go into the bedroom and Beau is not in the bed, but walking around with my cell phone, which I had left on the dresser. Turns out for the past 20 minutes Beau had been catching up on my correspondence. 13 text messages total to random recipients in my phone book and actual calls to Leo, my voice mail, and my hair salon. (Come to think of it, I have been meaning to make an appointment...) Poor Leo was terrified that I had passed out (in a food coma, no doubt) and our sweet little angel Beau was calling to let him know.

No. He was just calling to chat. He'll text ya later.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

18 months going on 18

Oral hygiene is very important. Even if you do only have six teeth still.









Beau turned 18 months while I was relaxing in Arizona with my girlfriends this past weekend. However, I was still the lucky one to get to take him to his 18 month check up bright and early Tuesday morning.

We weighed in at 25 pounds and at 31.5 inches tall. Growing along just fine! I did bring up some concerns I had about him talking...or the lack of, I guess. I am beginning to get frustrated because he does not even try to say real words. The only thing he says consistently is "hi". He can say "momma" and "dada", but he never uses it to address us or call out to us. Our doctor said we will wait and see until he turns two to see how his speech is developing since he does babble and follow commands. For example I can ask him to bring me his truck or point out his nose and he can do it. He just won't attempt anything verbally.

Where we lack in speech skills, we make up for in appetite and physical domination. Beau really is a great eater and only occasionally we have problems during mealtime. And he his climbing like crazy. The other night I was making dinner and looked up and Beau was standing on the buffet table in the dining room.


If I had to pick his favorite things to do right now they would include; coloring, swinging, taking off his clothes, and going to the pool.


He is really going to make a great big brother...


OOPS! Did that slip? ... Yeah. It's true. 14 weeks. They will be exactly 2 years apart. Please pray for my sanity.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Girls Weekend (Abridged- somewhat)

Last weekend I was so lucky to get away with two of my favorite girlfriends for a relaxing few days in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Well, no...getting there was anything but relaxing. Have I mentioned I hate flying? Well, I do. HATE. IT. Oh, and my suitcase wheels decided to break so I'm literally dragging/carrying my 30 pound luggage through Hartsfield-Jackson. We check our bags (for an additional cost of $20 one way...thanks Delta!) and somehow I get through security without having to endure a full cavity search. We finally board the plane and I'm looking at my seat assignment... I know we are not sitting together and have come to peace with that until... I see Lisa take her window seat next to a super cute young couple. Katie takes her seat directly behind my seat next to a nice middle aged woman and a cutie pie soldier decked out in fatigues. I am window seat...next to a rather... large couple... I literally climb over them Cirque du Soleil style to reach my seat, or what part of it wasn't already being used..and take a deep breath. My nose filling with the aroma of sweat, cigarettes, and tee tee. For the next three and a half hours I sit huddled to the window, trying to avoid physical contact, watching movies on my iPod, and willing my bladder not to explode. Since the laws of physics prevented me from lowering my armrest, a few times the lady's shockingly long arm hair brushed me and I gagged a little. I hear Lisa laughing it up with her new friends...and when I think I can't take it anymore...we hit turbulence.

Anyway, I lived and we got there. Then the vacation really started. Just look at this view driving from the airport to our resort! We stayed at the Fairmont Scottsdale.
It was so beautiful and totally lived up to its five diamond rating. When we were checking in, the nice girl from behind the desk says, "Oh, I have a letter waiting for Lisa Williams." Katie and I look at Lisa crazy-like and none of us could imagine what it could be. The desk girl comes back with a thick fancy envelope and we make Lisa open it right there. Turns out Lisa's brother and sister called ahead and purchased a fat, and I mean fat, gift card for her to pamper herself with. It was the sweetest thing ever. We basically lived off that gift card all weekend, thanks to Lisa's kind heart... it was amazing.

Katie, me and Lisa after our $300 dollar dinner at Bourbon Steak. Worth every penny. That steak was like buttah. The pool where sat each day, ordering food and drinks. It was heaven.


One of the pools had water slides (um...for the kids...) and I swear we had the most fun going down those stupid things. Ok, so the first morning we are there (Saturday), we are all up at 6 o'clock because of the time change. We happily discover a Chick-Fil-A and go in for a yummy breakfast where we discover this....

Not a soul! We couldn't believe it. We told the girl working this would NEVER happen in Atlanta and I had to take photos.
Here are Katie and Lisa ALL ALONE ordering at Chick-Fil-A on a Saturday morning. We sat and ate and killed two hours there...never did it get more than one other person in there. Oh yeah, we went back Monday morning and it was the same scene. It was like the twilight zone or something...


Then we went to Wal-Mart to stock up on a few necessities. Water, Diet Coke, Red Bull, and Chardonnay.


Fashion Police! Miley Cyrus's new line at Wal-Mart features non other than STIRRUP PANTS! The redneck cousin of the can-only-be-pulled-off-if-done-right-by-the-right-person legging. NO Miley!
One night Katie's great uncle Bill invited us over for a yummy home cooked meal. It was amazing. Bill is an avid golfer and chef. And in his eighties-made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

Really all I did on this trip was bob in the pool, shovel things in my mouth, belt showtunes in the bathroom, and laugh with two of the greatest gals I know. We even got to sit together on the flight home.
I want to thank Leo for graciously letting me go and get pampered while pulling daddy duty at home. In the past 12 days Leo and I have been in the same place at the same time for approximately 4 hours (being 12am to 4am). The night I got home he had to get up and leave again for Dallas. And I miss him. There. I said it.
I promise I have a post about Beau for tomorrow.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Pablo P.

Artist at work:Minimalism. Impressionism.
Abstract.

Genius.