Exhibitionist

This morning I was feeling domestic and decided to make Beau and myself some bacon, eggs, and monkey bread for breakfast. That's the funny thing about Leo being out of town. I always go on these cooking or cleaning or decorating or crafting kicks when he's gone. I swear, I must need to bake or re-arrange or decoupage something to cope with being lonely.

Anyway, I have Beau tuned in to Sesame Street, so he's is thoroughly entertained. I busy myself in the kitchen making our yummy breakfast.

I guess a few minutes pass before I look up at him, because when I do, my eyes are greeted with the full moon of my son's hiney standing in front of the TV. Somehow, in mere moments, he had wriggled out of his pj pants and freed himself of his diaper without me knowing. And once freed... he'd peed. On the carpet. Standing there, watching Elmo. He's stealthy, that one.

*sigh*

Yellow River

Yesterday we went to the aptly named "Yellow River Game Ranch". If there is one place in the world that could have more poo mines than my very own back yard, it would be here. If I learned one thing it would be to bring a squirt bottle or something to rinse said poo from shoes and stroller wheels before reloading the car. Live and learn.

Dispite such dirty issues, and being violated by a few forward deer, we had a good time. We went with Amanda and Hannah. We always have fun with those gals!

I did most of the feeding for the Furlongs. Beau's method was to just chuck the entire carrot at the poor animal. That, and he couldn't understand why I kept handing him food and not letting him put it in his mouth. These kids are having a great time!... Right Amanda? I mean, can't you tell from their faces?This was Beau's favorite part of the day, I think. After we finished smelling, er, I mean, looking at all the animals we went to play on the playground.

If you would like to view all of the photos I took, please help yourself and click here!

Half ***

I often get onto Leo for doing things "half ass". Many times I have requested him to use his entire ass, or whole ass, when completing my suggested tasks.

Too bad. I'm going halvesies today.

It's been a busy week here, as we just got back from Montreat Thursday, and it takes me a couple days to adjust. I had a baby shower for a wonderful, sweet, highschool friend on Saturday. I spent practically an entire day at the doctor's office yesterday (don't cha love seeing the doc at 2:45 for a 1:30 appointment? Seriously, they should send texts or twitter something, like, "appointments running an hour behind today!" that wouldn't be so miserable.) And also, yesterday my girl Katie had her precious baby! I have been eagerly awaiting the arrival of Molly Hogan Abel and am so happy for her parents and can hardly wait to get my arms around that girl.

So, I'm taking the lazy way and instead of sorting and editing all the Montreat pictures, I'm just posting the link for ALL of them! Browse at your leisure!

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